a strange and eccentric being

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. I try not to live by the latter.
  • Me: I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year..
  • Me: gets in bed
  • Me: how was earth created
  • Me: who made microwaves
  • Me: how does the interenet even work
  • Me: I'm hungry
  • Me: feels bad about something I did 4 years ago
  • Me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
  • Me: too wired to sleep.

I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back

(Source: lyanastark, via feellng)